The ’50 Shades of Grey’ Haiku Contest

by | Updated: December 4th, 2016 | Read time: 1 minute

Want to win a $100 Vitacost shopping spree? Do you like to write haikus? Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?  You’re in luck!

Enter the Vitacost 50 Shades of Grey Haiku Contest!

And now, just for fun, a few haikus we got so far:

Holy cow, oh my,

I mutter, blushing scarlet.

The billionaire smirks.


He draws me a bath

Charlie Tango, yachts, England

Then I come again.

Have fun, Christian Grey fans!!






Enter the contest.

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