Werewolf Baby

by | Updated: December 3rd, 2016 | Read time: 1 minute

Let’s file this one under The Most Inappropriate Baby Name Comment I’ve Ever Received.

So on Sunday I went to the supermarket to order a birthday cookie cake for my son, Jacob, who is turning 9. I happened to have my baby, Charlie, with me on this errand.

The guy who worked at the bakery looked at my innocent little one-year-old and said, “Ah, a werewolf baby.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Bakery guy: “I see a lot of birthday cakes for Twilight babies these days. I guess you were inspired by Jacob when this little guy was cooking.”

And then he went on to rant about how Jacob from Twilight isn’t a legit “werewolf” because werewolves don’t actually fly.

“Huh?” I sputtered,  because at the time I was trying to figure out what he was talking about (it was genuinely confusing because again, the son I had with me was named Charlie and not Jacob). It was only when I was driving home that I realized the Publix Bakery Man had just:

  1. Called my child a werewolf.
  2. Made a deduction about what fictional character was running through my mind when I was conceiving a baby!!
  3. Believes that the character who inspired me to name my child is not even very good at being a werewolf.

So ultimately I am a woman who named her child after a bad werewolf.

Harumph.