Simone Chickenbone Kill It Dead™ D-Funkifier Deodorant Description
A Natural De-Funkifier
So People Think You Take Baths
Not Tested on Animals
Rock Star Approved
A Simone Chickenbone™ Natural Put-On
Kill It Dead™ de-funkifier doesn't just cover the funk; it attacks it and makes it be gone. All natural and vegan, this is the alternative to your drug store deodorant containing not so good stuff like aluminum and parabens. The combination of tea tree oil (melaleuca alternifolia) and witch hazel provides the perfect weapon against funk-causing bacteria. Kill It Dead™ allows for your naturally scented body to be funk free and not perfumey.
This product is packaged in an apothecary style amber bottle with a fine mist sprayer and holds approximately 4oz. The visage on the label portrays good friend and hard rockin' inspiration Kirk Rundstrom. A percentage of sales go to the Kirk Rundstrom Fund.
Kirk Rundstrom, a Wichita native and Bluegrass outlaw, pioneered the Kill it Dead™ Anti-Funk movement. While performing on the road, his high-octane style of music caused him to produce a tremendous amount of funk and other travel related stench. Simone Chickenbone™ suggested he try Kill it Dead (It's for Rock Stars, she said). Kirk liked it so much she put his likeness on the bottle.
Kirk is a beloved friend and true rock star. He continues to inspire us through his music, his perseverance, and his unwavering passion for life - even in the face of devastating disease. We keep him close to our hearts and know that he's not quitting, ever.
A percentage of all Kill it Dead sales goes to help support the family of Kirk Rundstrom.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. Avoid eyes and broken skin. Common sense caution: If any adverse reactions, discontinue use and contact physician immediately.